PKEW PKEW PKEW

by PKEW PKEW PKEW

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released June 10, 2016

Produced and Recorded by Jon Drew at Taurus Studio and Union Sound Company
Mixed by Ryan Mall at Lilliansounds
Mastered by Dave Gardner at Infrasonic Sound

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PKEW PKEW PKEW Toronto, Ontario

PKEW PKEW PKEW are the Lance Armstrongs of music. We Dope.

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Track Name: Blood Clot
BLOOD CLOT: Blood clots / No, they don't mean a thing when they're in your muscles and they're not in your veins / You're back to punch life in the fuckin' face / You can't skateboard in February without a little pain / It was a bad decision on an afternoon drunk / We had to go to the hospital, but at least we had fun / At least you landed it / Blood clots don't mean a thing when they're in your muscle, not in your vein / You're my hero
Track Name: Asshole Pandemic
ASSHOLE PANDEMIC: “I can hear you two floors down / This is a building” / Asshole pandemic / Why’s this fuckin’ dick gotta be such a cock? / All your fuckin’ knockin’ is pissin’ us off / “Can you keep that noise down? / I ain’t kiddin’, oh no / It’s too loud for six at night / Me and my wife, we’re tryin’ to fight”
Track Name: Prequel to Asshole Pandemic
PREQUEL TO ASSHOLE PANDEMIC: Let's start a band / Let's practice in my apartment / And if the other tenants care, then fuck 'em / Let's draw up the plans / Let's go to a bar and hatch them / And we'll sing about beer and football / You can knock on our door / We're not gonna care / Say, "Whaddaya got, a rock band in there?" / We do what we want / We ain't got no fear / Whoa / Got a rock band here / Let's get leather pants / We'll grow our hair long and never wash it / And the ladies will all flock to us 'cause they can see that we got big units / We'll be real cool, man / We'll be indoors and we'll wear sunglasses / All the other bands'll fuckin' hate us 'cause we steal all the record labels
Track Name: Mid-20's Skateboarder
MID-20’S SKATEBOARDER: Mid-20's skateboarder / I hope I don't get hurt / Drinkin' a six-pack o' beer takes away all the fear
Track Name: Hangin' Out
HANGIN’ OUT: I wanna sit here 'cause I can / I wanna drink beer with my friends / No, I don't wanna care 'bout your plans / Oh yeah, we're hangin' out / I wanna sit here with my friends / I wanna drink beer from beer cans / I don't wanna care 'bout your plans / Oh yeah, we're hangin' out / Stay in or go out? / No, I don't really care at all / Stay in or go out? / I've got my friends / I've got it all / Stay in or go out? / No, I don't really care at all / Whoa / We're hangin' out / All day / All night / All day / Alright
Track Name: The Prime Minister of Defense
THE PRIME MINISTER OF DEFENSE: We're all normal dudes / Most the time, we fight and we lose / Life's kinda like baseball / It's failure / But at least we brought booze / We're all Johnny MacDonald / Always at the plate, tryin' to break a slump / We'd try hard if we were able, but this taste in our mouth kinda leaves us numb / Let's stay in the minors, where we can hit well, even when we're drunk / We got a great defense for why we bailed on all our plans
Track Name: Glory Days
GLORY DAYS: Small dreams / Small town / I'm glad I'm not still around / 'Cause the townies don't grow / They just stay the same / They just wanna relive that high school fame / And that was always something that scared me: that these could be the best days I'd ever see / But if those were your glory days, well, I'm glad I wasn't around / Yeah, if those were your glory days, you must be real shitty now / Pickup trucks / Small-town racists / They get DUI's and they plead their cases on a Saturday night / That's what you do / Dirt bikes / Choko jackets / Mediocre athletes who never had it / But you got a Fox Racing tattoo / If those were your glory days, I'm glad I wasn't around / If those were your glory days, you must be real shitty now / You got married straight outta high school / The prettiest girl, but she'll never love you / She gained a hundred pounds and so did you / Now drinking just doesn't hack it / All your friends left town or got bad drug habits / Please don't have any kids / We don't need more o' you
Track Name: Let's Order A Pizza
LET’S ORDER A PIZZA: Let's order a pizza / I gotta eat something before I throw up / Not calling, called it / 'Cause I ordered it last time
Track Name: Before We Go Out Drinking
BEFORE WE GO OUT DRINKING: We don’t make much money / That should come as no surprise / We got drunk before we left so we wouldn’t have to spend much tonight / When the money’s almost gone, we find a way to still have fun / Chalk it up to being drunk, or just being dumb / We ain’t leavin’ ‘til the beers are done / ‘Cause we are gettin’ drunk before we go out drinkin’ / That is the best part of our night / Oh yeah / Gettin’ drunk and feelin’ fine / We always bring lots of extras / We’re alley-beer-drinkin’ guys / And if you can’t find us, it’s ‘cause we’re drinkin’ outside / Yeah, when we’re at home, we are just watchin’ TV / We’re not real fun guys / We’ll party with you at a bar if we have to / But before we go out tonight
Track Name: Stop Calling Us Chief
STOP CALLING US, CHIEF: You gotta stop callin’ us, Chief / We’re hot shit / Can’t be replaced / You want money / You got the taste / Well, power suits can’t save ya / The phrase that pays / We’re in the streets / You wanna win some deli meats / We won’t sign that / We won’t sell out / Get the fuck out / The deli meats / The phrase that pays
Track Name: Kathie Lee & Hoda
KATHIE LEE & HODA: Does the crushing defeat keep you up late at night? / Oh, Kathie Lee, Hoda, what's wrong with my life? / It's the debt and depression / Decisions I've made / Fuck it / I'll worry 'bout that shit some other day / NSF cheques, student loans, interest fees / Can't pay off my debts 'til I get what I need / Go buy all my shit / It's all on Kijiji / Sellin' my assets for drinkin' money / Magic Bullet, what time is it? / I check the hands on the clock every five minutes / I'm up all night worrying about whether I'll go to sleep or not / Fuck / I could suffer through life or have fun 'til I die / Well, I just wanna lay down, but fuck it, I'll fight